Daily Show Prep: Monday, Aug. 5

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Aug. 5

Hour 1

EXCLUSIVE: Evidence Emerges That Politico Covered Up The Doug Emhoff Nanny Affair Scandal

HORRIFIC DEATH Teacher Ellen Greenberg’s stabbing death gets new look after family left ‘disgusted’ by Josh Shapiro’s handling of case

MiniTru Strikes Again: Wikipedia Wipes Out Josh Shapiro’s History Ahead of Likely VP Selection

Acquitted former student sues 15 groups for defamation after they called him a rapist


Hour 2

Johnny Cash is getting a statue at the US Capitol 🇺🇸

Whitmer asks EPA to temporarily lift climate restrictions on summer fuel

Emergency fuel waiver issued for Indiana, 3 other states to alleviate soaring gas prices


Hour 3

Dow drops 1,000 points, and Japanese stocks suffer worst crash since 1987 as markets quake worldwide

Monday Massacre Brought To You By Kazuo’s Carry-Chaos, Kamalanomics, & Jump’s Crypto Dump

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin revokes plea deal offered to 9/11 masterminds

Kamala Campaign Spreads Such an Egregious Tall Tale About Trump Rally, Even NPR Reporter Calls Them Out

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

Hour 1

Secret Service press conference is infuriating

JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Aug. 1

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Aug. 1

Hour 1

‘National Disgrace’: Lawmakers Condemn Biden Administration’s Plea Deal For 9/11 Mastermind

Report: Russia Releasing American Journalist Evan Gershkovich And Paul Whelan In Historic Multi-Country Prisoner Swap

Kamala’s Honeymoon May Be Over Already


Hour 2

Female boxer yells ‘this is unjust’ and falls to her knees in tears as she quits fight against ‘biologically male’ Olympic opponent Imane Khelif after just 46 SECONDS following two powerful punches

Casey breaks down why everyone is getting this story wrong.

WATCH: Gov. Whitmer STRAIGHT UP LIES About COVID and School Closures

Niles HS volleyball coach arrested for alleged drunken driving crash


Hour 3

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks

Marketing agency pays influencers ‘$150 cash’ to boost Kamala Harris on social media

‘Disgraceful’: Trump torches ‘very rude’ ABC News reporter at National Association of Black Journalists convention

Harris Faulkner gets honest about reporter from NABJ event — then she makes election prediction that Democrats will hate

‘I Was Entertained’: Listeners Call Into Popular Hip-Hop Show To Give Trump ‘Respect’ For Black Journalist Event

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Hour 1

Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

John Lennon’s song “Imagine” has been described as “virtually the communist manifesto” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: July 30

Daily Show Prep: July 30

Hour 1

Rep. Banks retweets about ‘illegals’ in South Bend. Mayor says they were lawful residents.

Casey inquired about the status of the migrants from the buses.

This is their response. They didn’t answer the questions.

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FLASHBACK:

Judicial Watch Sues Pete Buttigieg’s City Administration for Records of ID Cards Created to Help Illegal Aliens

City, Regional Partnership, and Nonprofit Partners Launch South Bend Regional Welcoming Plan and New American Economic Impact Data

Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Go Home Kam-Kam, You’re DRUNK: Transcript of Kamala Immigration/GOP Speech ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

So ‘BUS-TED’! Kamala Harris ‘Wheel-y’ Bad Electric Bus Bet Wasted Billions of Dollars

Kamala Harris Has Promised to Ban Fracking but Now That’s Just a ‘Trump Accusation’

Disney World gets rid of drunken bear “Liver Lips McGrowl” because it’s racist and might offend alcoholics


Hour 3

Over 200 plant species to be renamed because they are [checks notes] racist

Troubling Incident at Kamala Harris PA Rally Raises Concerns About That Whole ‘Saving Democracy’ Thing

Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

Gets Even WORSE for Kamala Harris: Dems Were Calling on KAMALA to Step Down Earlier This Year (Watch)

X took away the government “gray check” badge from Venezuela’s dictator after his election shenanigans

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Hour 1

US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


Hour 2


Hour 3

On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property